08-08-2012, 11:11 AM
It seems as though I have fishing on the brain so much that it has creeped into my every non fishing related daily life. Recently I realised that I have been measuring everything in fish!
For example. My wife says to me after dinner tonight. "Since I've started my diet I've lost four pounds". Well what I heard was "Since I've started my diet I lost two smallies or one big one! or basically "wa wa wa wa 2-2lb small mouth Bass". lol. Actually it's beginning to scare me a little because it's not an exaguration. I am actually usuing fish as a measuring stick, scale and a proportionate model for just about everything. A buddy of mine and I were talking about his truck on the weekend and I naturally asked how much weight in sandbags he was gonna throw in er and "BLAM"! as soon as he started talking in technical terms I pictured him stacking Salmon in his flatbed. I do believe the Salmon run needs to start soon. for my sanity's sake.
For example. My wife says to me after dinner tonight. "Since I've started my diet I've lost four pounds". Well what I heard was "Since I've started my diet I lost two smallies or one big one! or basically "wa wa wa wa 2-2lb small mouth Bass". lol. Actually it's beginning to scare me a little because it's not an exaguration. I am actually usuing fish as a measuring stick, scale and a proportionate model for just about everything. A buddy of mine and I were talking about his truck on the weekend and I naturally asked how much weight in sandbags he was gonna throw in er and "BLAM"! as soon as he started talking in technical terms I pictured him stacking Salmon in his flatbed. I do believe the Salmon run needs to start soon. for my sanity's sake.
. But it may only be a matter of hatches.... 