Turtle Farts

[Skunkd]

I was just recently wondering what would I do if I hooked up with a turtle or even a bird. I was fishing in the Hamilton harbour, and there are a ton of comorant birds? That seem to swim quite a bit under the water. It would be a disaster if it took my bait and swallowed the hook. A snapping turtle, I don't know how I'd get the hook out of him either.