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LOL
I should do the same...
(02-26-2014 06:32 PM)MuskieBait Wrote: [ -> ]Simply send $100 in unmarked bills to Mama Beavers, and she'll direct one of her next available kittens to your address. Deliver is fast and easy, and you can rest assure her kittens are free of ticks and ready to serve.

Act now!

Microwave and BarBeeKew safe?

Yehawwwwww...........
You plan to eat the kitten beaver? You may need to arrange a special rate with Mama Beavers...
A friend of my wife's went to her first Christmas dinner with her in laws to be, it was also the first time they had met; they were somewhat poor and lived in a small rural community about 2 hours out of Ottawa... With great fanfare and excitement her mother in law brought out the extra-special Christmas meal; front and centre was the traditional Christmas beaver;

Thinking quick she made something up, she scolded her boyfriend for not telling his family that she was a vegetarian. She did not eat meat in front of her in laws for 6 years, until she started eating it when she got pregnant.
(05-07-2015 10:29 PM)zippyFX Wrote: [ -> ]A friend of my wife's went to her first Christmas dinner with her in laws to be, it was also the first time they had met; they were somewhat poor and lived in a small rural community about 2 hours out of Ottawa... With great fanfare and excitement her mother in law brought out the extra-special Christmas meal; front and centre was the traditional Christmas beaver;

Thinking quick she made something up, she scolded her boyfriend for not telling his family that she was a vegetarian. She did not eat meat in front of her in laws for 6 years, until she started eating it when she got pregnant.

Oh my. The beaver diet.
In light of the recent tragic forest fires here in the Great White North - we have paused our sales effort for camp fire wood.

However we see that we will have a resident surplus of prime Canadian Beaver available.

Market Priced and Pickup only - Cash.
I dunno... you may want to cut them down and sell them before they get burnt...
There's lots of great Canadian wood left.
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