Fishing Sayings

[zippyFX]

Sitting in the early morning and late night I find my minds wandering while waiting for a bite and occasionally modified saying or expressions pop into my head..... I work with computers so I am very familiar with this one:

"To err is humans but to really foul things up you need a computer"

I now have it stuck in my head:

"Errant casts occur but to really foul things up all you need is light line and a gentle breeze"

"A stitch in time saves 9 yards of line"

Anyone every though of others like these?