Fishing Stories and Tall Tales

[MuskieBait]

(09-14-2012 03:26 PM)OldTimer Wrote:  Yessir dere mister man - we wents fishin’ and caught us a fish bein’ so friggin big dat:

- It was 4 feet outta the water before we saw its eyes.
- The lake level dropped 6 inches when we landed it.
- Took 6 of us to drag it home over the snow - the tracks looked like a two lane snowmobile trail.
- My camera wasn’t big enough to get a picture.
- It fed 6 families for the entire winter, and its oil heated the houses.
- And – we re-shingled the roof of the house with its scales, and nailed em down with its teeth.


................smile

Cheers,

OldTimer

That's all possible if you catch a 200lb Alligator Gar...except the oil thing...that's when I know you're lying