Handy Excuses for a Skunking

[OldTimer]

A month’s worth of handy excuses when you get skunked:

1. Too hot.
2. Too cold.
3. Too muddy.
4. Too clear.
5. Wrong bait.
6. Too early.
7. Too late.
8. Too big.
9. Too small.
10. Too sunny.
11. Too dark.
12. Too shiny.
13. Not shiny enough.
14. Too deep.
15. Too shallow.
16. Too weedy.
17. Not weedy enough.
18. Line too heavy.
19. Line too light.
20. Too big a hook.
21. Too small a hook.
22. Wrong kind of hook.
23. Wrong colour.
24. Too fast
25. Too slow.
26. Too much.
27. Too little.
28. Too many.
29. Too few.
30. Too loud.
31. Too quiet.

By using four or five of the above short phrases in varying combinations one can patch together an infinite variety of unique excuses suitable for all occasions and conversations concerning a poor catch performance.

...........smile.

Cheers,

OldTimer