Gameplan

[OldTimer]

Hey,

In aid of conservation I’ve put together a list of 10 things which will greatly minimize your chances of landing a fish thus avoiding undue stress being placed on our sensitive fish populations.

10) Leave your net and grippers at home.

9) Set your drag at maximum and leave it there.

8) Use only dull used hooks.

7) Use only one large no-name lure, endlessly.

6) Use only your oldest, most worn, never cleaned nor lubricated reel. Ditto on the rod.

5) Fish the same spot, same time, same depth, same way - every time out.

4) Never concentrate or analyze anything………… ever.

3) Refuse to use any sort of bait.

2) Never change your fishing line………..ever.

And most importantly:

1) Only use granny knots.

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....did I miss any.....................?

Cheers,

OldTimer