Nekkid Wimmen and Free Beer

[OldTimer]

OVERSTOCKED……….. It’s getting’ so I can’t see the forest for the trees.

……… and when the leaves drop…………….I’ll need a gazillion of those paper recycle bags.

What else can go wrong?.......

.... oh well………..at least I didn’t buy a Blackberry.

Cheers,

OldTimer

[MuskieBait]

Is your wood too thick? Do you need to tame that wild bush around your wood? Are you getting bottled up by your unsatisfied wood issue?

For a limited time, you can get 100% Canadian beavers to solve your wood problems. These eager beavers will quickly work around your bush to the core of your wood. In no time, you can relax again. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Simply send $100 in unmarked bills to Mama Beavers, and she'll direct one of her next available kittens to your address. Deliver is fast and easy, and you can rest assure her kittens are free of ticks and ready to serve.

Act now!

[Eli]

Ken, do you have any idea how creepy you are?

[MichaelAngelo]

(02-26-2014 11:36 PM)Eli Wrote:  Ken, do you have any idea how creepy you are?

lol i thought it was pretty darn creative

[MuskieBait]

(02-27-2014 12:55 AM)MichaelAngelo Wrote:  

(02-26-2014 11:36 PM)Eli Wrote:  Ken, do you have any idea how creepy you are?

lol i thought it was pretty darn creative

LOL. Yes, it was dam creative.

[OldTimer]

(02-27-2014 09:52 AM)MuskieBait Wrote:  

(02-27-2014 12:55 AM)MichaelAngelo Wrote:  

(02-26-2014 11:36 PM)Eli Wrote:  Ken, do you have any idea how creepy you are?

lol i thought it was pretty darn creative

LOL. Yes, it was dam creative.

I like it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpj1zgyfScM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y09YOkVmGg0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0LT-RZGXBc


OT

[OldTimer]

Ok……….. Ok…………. Ok ……………… I got it………. Ya don’t wanna kill the trees.


So:……………… TADA:

With great pride it is announced…….. the launch of the “OT Save the Trees” program.


   


You now can be part of the solution to our problems and also help save a natural forest.

Join up today as a sponsor to promote the ongoing natural organic growth of a forest.

For just fifty bucks cash sent to me you will stop the needless harvesting of 100 trees. A deal at just 50 cents a tree.

Make it five hundred $ and you’ll do the same for 2000 trees, - and save 50%...wow.... only 25 cents a tree.

Or better yet - Become a “Certified Platinum Club Member” at five thousand bucks sent (in small unmarked bills) and not only will you protect 40,000 trees
...– I’ll send you a super neat framed satellite photo of them along with your laminated Platinum Member ID Card and official certificate of lifetime membership .
(This is an unbelievable rate of just 12.5 cents each – no one else offers this deal anywhere, anyplace).


And I know you're thinking – “How does he do that?”…………. Answer “Volume”.

Act today to avoid disappointment (I think the feds are watching me).

……. No cheques……… No Cards…… $ ….. got it?..... great…………. Get it!

Cheers,

OldTimer

..smile.

[OldTimer]

Changed title of original post to see if it boosts readership.

Currently 106.

Cheers,

OldTimer

[Eli]

Just curious here...are you actually counting the trees on your property?

[OldTimer]

(11-25-2014 07:13 PM)Eli Wrote:  Just curious here...are you actually counting the trees on your property?

Actually - I named them all.