Firewood for sale:
Hardly used, attractive, and in great condition.
Guaranteed to burn.
100% Canadian content.
Still standing – cut it yourself.
Send cash in small unmarked bills – I’ll send a map.
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Awesome! Maybe one of those rare times when one would prefer international suppliers
May 24 “Two Four” Special:
Buy two trees – get four free. (you cut’n’haul)
No limit!
Act quickly……….. Quantities of burnable trees are limited here in Canada……….. really really.
Credit not necessary – unmarked cash is gladly accepted!
Cheers,
OldTimer
ps……… I wish all a safe and pleasant Holiday weekend……
Doan-chew think dat jus beecuz its bin hot fer der summer dat you wont need wood dis winter.
No sir!
FIRE SALE! now on..... hurry while stocks last..... makes a great Xmas gift...... Put a tree under your tree this year! .... It'll sure surprise 'em!
Biodegradable, and low fat too.
Cheers,
OldTimer
*Labour Day Special*
Pick up is free for the first 100 orders………… so act now!
And every pre-paid cash pick up order for 100 cords or more gets a jar of my weird Cousin Melvin’s home-made chunky style, suicide hot, raw freshwater clam and jalapeno dip.
Whaddya waitin fer.................................?
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Darn tootin' just when I needer some wood tah patch dat ruff!
OK ............. look you're killing me.............Do you think this wood grows on trees?
This years May 24 special:
We'll throw in for the first 3 orders of 500 cords or more - a genuine free form circle of certified CANADIAN rocks to make yer own 3 foot diameter fire pit............... and if you call in the next 2 minutes- we'll throw in 2 gallons of gas, to use as instant kindling to get that fire going "right frigging now Sally".............. yeehaw!......................WOOOOOF!
Cheers,
OldTimer
If it doesn't come with a free flame thrower to light the fire, I'm not interested.
And you must have a 100% satisfaction guarantee. If the bonfire cannot be seen by Commander Hadfield at the ISS, then it's not good enough.
(05-08-2013 10:57 PM)MuskieBait Wrote: [ -> ]If it doesn't come with a free flame thrower to light the fire, I'm not interested.
Napalm or old fashioned diesel?
Flame thrower is more fun.
