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Is your wood too thick? Do you need to tame that wild bush around your wood? Are you getting bottled up by your unsatisfied wood issue?

For a limited time, you can get 100% Canadian beavers to solve your wood problems. These eager beavers will quickly work around your bush to the core of your wood. In no time, you can relax again. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Simply send $100 in unmarked bills to Mama Beavers, and she'll direct one of her next available kittens to your address. Deliver is fast and easy, and you can rest assure her kittens are free of ticks and ready to serve.

Act now!