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A week from today
04-19-2014, 03:13 PM
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A week from today
A week from today………….

A week from today 10% of the anglers who went fishing will have caught 90% of the fish actually landed.

A week from today 90% of the anglers who went fishing will report losing 900% of the fish actually lost this day. Many would have been new province, or world records.

A week from today, in Ontario, approximately a quarter million worms will die, or be awaiting imminent death.

A week from today gravity will spike – hence making normally 1 pound fish weigh 4 pounds…etc…

A week from today 60% of the anglers will discover the wisdom in re-spooling with new line and doing some light servicing/lubricating/tightening of the connections of one’s reel……….. Few will remember next year.

A week from today 75% of the wading anglers will discover “new” leaks in their waders.

A week from today a piping hot Timmy’s coffee and old fashioned plain doughnut will be “absolooootlee friggin’ delicious” and be guarded by one’s life by skillfully using your fillet knife and fish club in Ninja Crane style moves .

**

A week from today should be adventure, fun, smiles and good memories……. It’s up to you.

…smile.

Cheers,

OldTimer

<>< I once gave up fishing. It was the most terrifying weekend of my life. ><>

See you on the river.
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A week from today - OldTimer - 04-19-2014 03:13 PM
RE: A week from today - Giuga10 - 04-19-2014, 03:55 PM
RE: A week from today - spudsaway - 04-19-2014, 05:03 PM
RE: A week from today - MuskieBait - 04-19-2014, 06:13 PM
RE: A week from today - Eli - 04-20-2014, 09:11 AM
RE: A week from today - MuskieBait - 04-20-2014, 06:12 PM

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