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[OldTimer]

Ok……….. Ok…………. Ok ……………… I got it………. Ya don’t wanna kill the trees.


So:……………… TADA:

With great pride it is announced…….. the launch of the “OT Save the Trees” program.


   


You now can be part of the solution to our problems and also help save a natural forest.

Join up today as a sponsor to promote the ongoing natural organic growth of a forest.

For just fifty bucks cash sent to me you will stop the needless harvesting of 100 trees. A deal at just 50 cents a tree.

Make it five hundred $ and you’ll do the same for 2000 trees, - and save 50%...wow.... only 25 cents a tree.

Or better yet - Become a “Certified Platinum Club Member” at five thousand bucks sent (in small unmarked bills) and not only will you protect 40,000 trees
...– I’ll send you a super neat framed satellite photo of them along with your laminated Platinum Member ID Card and official certificate of lifetime membership .
(This is an unbelievable rate of just 12.5 cents each – no one else offers this deal anywhere, anyplace).


And I know you're thinking – “How does he do that?”…………. Answer “Volume”.

Act today to avoid disappointment (I think the feds are watching me).

……. No cheques……… No Cards…… $ ….. got it?..... great…………. Get it!

Cheers,

OldTimer

..smile.