A week from today

[MuskieBait]

Based on last year's observation...

A week from today 90% of anglers will be concentrated in 10% of the fishable trout water.

A week from today 90% of the trout will be harassed and unfairly hooked in that 10% of water.

A week from today those 90% of angler will be frustrated at each other with line tangles and intrusion of personal space.

A week from today 75% of the trout landed will be slaughtered.

A week from today 50% of males will be cut open with the assumption that he was a "hen".

A week from today only 25% of the redds will remain virgin and undisturbed.

A week from today forum traffic would have peaked to record level with 100% of lurkers trying to find out the best location to swarm.

About 51 weeks ago we found fish in 100% of every good looking area.

About 51 weeks ago we probably caught 90% of the fish in every good area.

About 51 weeks ago we didn't know why 90% of anglers want to hang out with each other...but we didn't mind at all.

About 51 weeks ago we wondered why we woke up so early and got to the stream before dawn...because it really didn't matter.

About 51 weeks ago 99% of the anglers had gone home and we were still fishing and still catching.

About 51 weeks ago we were 100% suffering from sleep deprivation.

About 51 weeks ago we were 100% certain there was nowhere we would rather be and nothing else we would rather be doing.

A week from today I hope to avoid all the googans and find some peace and quiet with my good buddy Matt and MA...hopefully have a pool of fish to our own...if you were not invited, we'll chase you off our spot

A week from today, if our spot is complete flustercuck, we'll just hike even further and explore even more new waters...if the stream is too crowded, we'll call it a day early and we'll fish again when you're at work...we'll definitely get away from that flustercuck...because we don't want ALL OF YOU around disturbing our peace and quiet and our good time.