Whales in Burlington Bay

[OldTimer]

http://www.hammerinthenews.com/posts/you...-s-sealife

Wow – finally something new in the area and an enormous challenge to boot! Killer whales!

Question is – what does one use for bait?......... Seal flippers?......... and what colour of dodger works best?

What will be the daily limit – or will it be by size, or by gross tonnage?

Gonna have to buy a few bigger fillet knives, a sh$t load of freezer bags, and a bigger deep fryer (my turkey one won’t do I imagine).

Whale cheese melts, whale tacos, blow-hole burgers, and blubber stew……….. yum!

Just think of the action:

“Thar she blows... three points off the starboard bow…..make ready that gaff bucko, we’re in fer a wee set too……………Avast there seaman and don’t be cringin’ in yer boots – it’s time fer a wild waltz. Har.“

Cheers,

OldTimer

[GailBait]

Funny.