Nekkid Wimmen and Free Beer
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03-24-2012, 03:25 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-14-2015 04:05 PM by OldTimer.)
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Nekkid Wimmen and Free Beer
Firewood for sale:
Hardly used, attractive, and in great condition. Guaranteed to burn. 100% Canadian content. Still standing – cut it yourself. Send cash in small unmarked bills – I’ll send a map. ………….. smile……………. <>< I once gave up fishing. It was the most terrifying weekend of my life. ><> See you on the river. |
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03-25-2012, 02:35 AM
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RE: Hard Wood fer sale
Awesome! Maybe one of those rare times when one would prefer international suppliers
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05-17-2012, 03:57 PM
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RE: Hard Wood fer sale
May 24 “Two Four” Special:
Buy two trees – get four free. (you cut’n’haul) No limit! Act quickly……….. Quantities of burnable trees are limited here in Canada……….. really really. Credit not necessary – unmarked cash is gladly accepted! Cheers, OldTimer ps……… I wish all a safe and pleasant Holiday weekend…… <>< I once gave up fishing. It was the most terrifying weekend of my life. ><> See you on the river. |
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07-31-2012, 04:03 PM
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RE: Hard Wood fer sale
Doan-chew think dat jus beecuz its bin hot fer der summer dat you wont need wood dis winter.
No sir! FIRE SALE! now on..... hurry while stocks last..... makes a great Xmas gift...... Put a tree under your tree this year! .... It'll sure surprise 'em! Biodegradable, and low fat too. Cheers, OldTimer <>< I once gave up fishing. It was the most terrifying weekend of my life. ><> See you on the river. |
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08-30-2012, 03:40 PM
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RE: Hard Wood fer sale
*Labour Day Special*
Pick up is free for the first 100 orders………… so act now! And every pre-paid cash pick up order for 100 cords or more gets a jar of my weird Cousin Melvin’s home-made chunky style, suicide hot, raw freshwater clam and jalapeno dip. Whaddya waitin fer.................................? ** ………smile…………. <>< I once gave up fishing. It was the most terrifying weekend of my life. ><> See you on the river. |
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09-05-2012, 10:12 PM
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RE: Hard Wood fer sale
Darn tootin' just when I needer some wood tah patch dat ruff!
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05-08-2013, 04:32 PM
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RE: Hard Wood fer sale
OK ............. look you're killing me.............Do you think this wood grows on trees?
This years May 24 special: We'll throw in for the first 3 orders of 500 cords or more - a genuine free form circle of certified CANADIAN rocks to make yer own 3 foot diameter fire pit............... and if you call in the next 2 minutes- we'll throw in 2 gallons of gas, to use as instant kindling to get that fire going "right frigging now Sally".............. yeehaw!......................WOOOOOF! Cheers, OldTimer <>< I once gave up fishing. It was the most terrifying weekend of my life. ><> See you on the river. |
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05-08-2013, 10:57 PM
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RE: Hard Wood fer sale
If it doesn't come with a free flame thrower to light the fire, I'm not interested.
And you must have a 100% satisfaction guarantee. If the bonfire cannot be seen by Commander Hadfield at the ISS, then it's not good enough. Malama o ke kai Caution - Objects in picture are smaller than they appear. I am genetically predisposed to make fish look bigger. Life List: 577 species and counting (2016: 91 new species) http://muskiebaitadventures.blogspot.ca/...-list.html |
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05-09-2013, 05:55 PM
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RE: Hard Wood fer sale
(05-08-2013 10:57 PM)MuskieBait Wrote: If it doesn't come with a free flame thrower to light the fire, I'm not interested. Napalm or old fashioned diesel? <>< I once gave up fishing. It was the most terrifying weekend of my life. ><> See you on the river. |
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05-09-2013, 09:56 PM
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RE: Hard Wood fer sale
Flame thrower is more fun.
Malama o ke kai Caution - Objects in picture are smaller than they appear. I am genetically predisposed to make fish look bigger. Life List: 577 species and counting (2016: 91 new species) http://muskiebaitadventures.blogspot.ca/...-list.html |
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